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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
I`m not saying women are smarter than men, but it`s kinda ironic that there`s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me
My wife thinks I’m at work. My boss thinks I’m home sick. These ducks think I’m awesome because I have the bread.
If you could see what goes on inside my head, you would have nightmares for weeks!
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn`t apply to technology?
When I think of a good status in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it’s too late.
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.