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On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
People that walk behind cars get exhausted
Some things are better left unsaid...That`s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?
I went to my local shop for a paper the other day. A guy out of no where started to throw eggs, cream and milk at me. I thought to myself how dairy?
I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.