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There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it’ll be dinner time.
At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?
Next time one of your friends leave their Facebook open, randomly pick one of their friends and like all 973 of their photos.
I just saw a woman at Walmart with March Madness teeth ... She was down to the final four.
Coffee keeps me busy until it`s time to be drunk.
Why do we offer "a word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones that need the advice?
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends` food looked like.
I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
Feeling a little sassy today...But then again, that`s everyday
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
Don`t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to kidnap.
It`s spooky how many kids look like their owners.