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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
I think I`m a grown up the same way Dr. Phil is a doctor.
I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
I`m on this great new diet called "sleep through breakfast"
For those of you wondering what it`s like to be married, I`m on day 3 of an argument I didn`t know I was having.
Holding my breath until someone likes this status.
New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
When I tell stories about people I don’t like, I give them ridiculous voices.
The girl on the flyer is never at the club.
My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.
It`s not stalking if you love them!
For our next trick, we should hack into North Korea`s TV system and put Jersey Shore on repeat...
None of us have it as bad as the porcupine giving birth to another porcupine.
If my grandmother were alive today, I`m pretty sure she`d still have her blinker on.