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WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
I sent one of those swabs off for DNA sampling. Apparently, I`m 50% Crest, 25% Denture fixative, 13% kebab, and 12% Rum.
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Gentlemen may not be extinct, but they are definitely endangered
Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat.
Most of you like waking up in the morning to see the "comments" and "likes" that your status received. I like waking up in the morning to see WTF I posted!
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn`t feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
I am a very very very bad influence ... In a good way.
Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
B!tch, please! You`re so fake, even barbie is jealous of you
I just thought you should know, I just did all the laundry and didn`t lose a sock to the dryer monster...