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"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
I wonder what my dog has named me?
why do wise people never make wisecracks?
That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
New College Admissions Test ______ not getting into this college: A. Your B. Ur C. You`re D. U`re
I think eating is my kind of sport.
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
It won`t be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn`t laugh at something.
i`m my own therapist...which explains so much.
Kim and Kanye have been married WAY longer then I expected.
Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.