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I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist....
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more North.
I was all depressed last night, so I called "Lifeline". Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.
Turtles make an awesome jogging buddy.
I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
Let’s all agree to stop saying “I read about it somewhere” and admit that we saw it on Law and Order.
People at airports must not workout much because they are all using these treadmills wrong...
If you can`t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno then you`re a f***ing idiot.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines.