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The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn`t hand out drugs.
Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
Running behind is my cardio.
If I were the guy who made the Where`s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn`t there