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I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
Sometimes, late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
When I go to someone’s house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don’t like visitors.
Please, if I ever offend you, it’s because I meant to.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me.
I got caught peeing in the swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
I wish bedtime was all the time.
If I were to quit my job today and become a psychic, I would advertise with a sign that reads, “Voted best psychic of 2016!"
New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.