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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it`s Wednesday.
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
My car said "low on fuel"..I replied "low on cash"..I`m still waiting for a reply..
It`s a beautiful Spring day to get outside and stare at your phone.
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
Sorry I didn`t answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
Lately I`ve been convinced that some people were born solely for purpose of eventually pissing me off...
The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house ... I got the outside.
Remember, time is more powerful than You!!! One tree makes a million matchsticks......But when the time comes........Only 1 match stick is needed to burn a million trees......
I don`t get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath
Anyone who calls it a "day off with the kids"... Either has no kids or doesn`t know what "day off" means.