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Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
I am not bossy, I just know how to do things the right way.
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
I’m tired of things costing money.
Honking your horn won´t make them go any faster, but at least they´ll know that you´re an asshole.
Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
I can’t even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.
You look in good shape!!! Round is a shape isn`t it???
The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
“I saw that.” -Karma
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody`s there to appreciate it.
A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public.
So red or white wine with hamburger helper?