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Who says nothing is impossible. I´ve been doing nothing for years.
If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
If you`re married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
My friends always use to say, "there`s plenty of fish in the sea." But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale.
Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.
Frankly auto correct,I`m getting tired of your shirt.
Did you know that DNA actually stands for "National Dislectic Association"
Keep reaching for the stars but please get a better deodorant.
Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.
If you needed to wear camouflage in a gingerbread house, would you wear ginger snaps?
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..