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79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
My secret fantasy is to have two women at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.
The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks.
I don’t have a problem with friends who ask to borrow money. I love a good laugh as much as the next guy.
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
Welcome to the obesessive-compulsive hotline... please press 1 repeatedly.
There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.