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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
wonders how you can knock sense into someone when you`re beating them senseless?
People who try to test my patience don`t realize it`s an exam I don`t plan on passing
My gift horse is facing the wrong way
Marriage tip: Don`t
Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
"I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
I took out an ad for a girlfriend recently and 10 guys tried to give me theirs.
Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a week to get the rest of the money together."
The truth is, men put the lids on jars that tight so you’d need us, we’re not that stupid.
Gift cards are still the best way to say "I`m too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you`ll buy drugs if I give you cash."
Not now, I`m busy bringing shame to my family on the internet.
Why is it never opportunity that`s knocking? Instead, it`s usually cops with a warrant...
Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.