Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting “Eye of the Tiger” just to give them motivation.
I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
I might enjoy work more if at the end of the day I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car.
I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere "Hold my purse."
That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends.
no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
I wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken`s booty and think..."I`m gonna eat that!"
Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.
Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.