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Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
I am the bestest at the English language...
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
You call it multiple personality disorder... I call it being mayor of the little town in my head!
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
It`s frustrating to know, I`ll never experience the exhilaration of getting to meet me.
I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
Life hack: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off.
Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
Oh the weather outside is frightful, And this booze is damn delightful
It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone...Be that person.
If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.