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Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be "YOUR" blood.
After visiting the gov`t healthcare site, I don`t know why I was so worried about their ability to spy on me...
It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
Iād like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the sh!t out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.
Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run if they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line
There`s no `i` in "Shut the f*ck up!"
Depression is just your body`s way of saying it needs more orgasms.
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
Jealous women do better research then the FBI. True story.
Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn`t need if you`d stayed single.
For many people, "live and learn" is one task too many.
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.