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The meek shall inherit the earth. Probably because they`re the only ones who won`t complain about what we`ve done to it.
People that walk behind cars get exhausted
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
"I`d hit that!" -Helpful blackjack dealer
Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories.
I hope Breaking Bad ends with Jesse waking up from a dream in the middle of Mr. White`s chemistry class.
There are days when everything goes perfectly. . I wonder what those are like?
I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?