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They say love is more important than money. I`d like to see them go and try to pay their bills with a hug.
They say you have real problems if you hear disembodied voices; fortunately all my imaginary friends have bodies.
Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
I just ran butt a$$ naked through Walmart yelling "Stop that shoplifter! she got my clothes!"
No YouP*rn… I do not want to play poker, I’m at work for crying out loud.
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
Walking past a new employee`s desk & yelling, "Do you think it`s a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?" will never get old.
I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
In about 20 years, that cherry tattoo on your cleavage is gonna look like a pair of raisins and that butterfly you got tatted on back is gonna look like a moth.
Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full.
I`m saving all my good posts for when I can think of some.
Like a good neighbor, stay over there