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Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
If I were the guy who made the Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
I will have you know I have FRIENDS! All 10 seasons.
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
I don’t care if we don’t talk, your existence still pisses me off.
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Got tossed outta Starbucks this morning for asking the really cute redhead behind the counter for a "Quickie". Apparently it`s pronounced "Quiche`" who knew......
My mother in law called me today and said? ”Come quick. I think I’m dying” I said, ”Call me back when you’re sure”.
I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
I`m writing this status very slowly, cause I know you guys can`t read very fast.
When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out… “Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?”