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Girls love shoes… so if she throws one at you, you know she’s really pissed off.
I wish I had a friend like me
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
Beauty is only a light switch away...
Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I bet the guy at the urinal next to me is now rethinking his decision to wear flip flops today.
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It´s never to late to be happy
Nothing embarrasses a psychic more that throwing them a surprise party.
Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun.
If you have a Selfie Stick Pro, go back two spaces.
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we`re getting somewhere.