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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
I’m beginning to believe that successful relationships come down to Netflix compatibility.
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of of there would make him gay, haha problem solved ....
the WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly
I tend to say “I dont know” when I’m too lazy to think.
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
I`ve seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad.
Maybe one day a loooong time ago a kid decided to play hide and seek with his pet Bigfoot but just didn`t explain the game properly.
How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?
Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved!
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.