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How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
I`m not a doctor but I play one on Match.com
I do not fail, I succeed at things that do not work.
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
This by far is your most f*ck up idea ever ... I`ll be there in 10 minutes.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
Please don`t make me choose between you and porn.
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
I don’t have nightmares... I create them for others ;-)
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
It’s not drinking alone if the dogs are home, right?
I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce.