Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told. Twice now.
I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper "What the F*ck!?"
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
To the 84yo woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby ;)
A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
Don`t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I`ve changed since then.
Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can "skip ad" last 30 seconds?
"That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
Confession #156: I always prepare myself before stepping on the escalator
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
My 5yr old learned how to whistle if anyone’s looking for a new 5yr old.
I don`t need a New Years Resolution, I`m already awesome!
1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes.
Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?