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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
Just remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your talent
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
I don’t care how high you set the bar as long as I can reach my drink.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
I go into Best Buy and ask "Where are your most expensive yet least guarded items?" Then someone is always nearby when I have questions.
Hugh Hefner dead at age 91. With the amount of Viagra that guy must have been taking, good luck closing that casket lid.
The smaller the town, the bigger the sex cult.
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here`s a plastic sack of my breath"
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was big white bear with no sexual preference.