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If you keep doing what you´ve always done, you´ll keep getting what you´ve always gotten.
is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.
I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
The good thing about being tall is, you can`t get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can`t get lost in a crowd.
The problem with some people is that they`re breathing.
Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
So I was thinking... We should get drunk and make bad decisions.
My neighbor was singing in the shower again this morning. I didn’t mind though as I can`t hear anything through the telescope.
I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
I have a drinking problem. When I tilt my head back to take a drink, I can’t see my computer screen.
I don`t get my neighbor. tells me to make my self at home but then gets pissed off when they come into the kitchen and I`m in my underwear making a sandwich.
At this point I`m just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.