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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears.
I was going to write something profound and memorable here, but I can`t remember what it was.
On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
"I don`t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others` lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
I love Alfredo sauce ... Unless you`re a dude named Alfredo.
Even if your life was a total waste of space, there’s always hope that you’ll die in a weird enough way to make a CSI episode.
People are making Rapture jokes like there`s no tomorrow.....
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes
"Hi, I`m here to ruin your life" - Social media
I`ve decided!! I’m giving up my New Years resolutions for Lent.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.