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State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
No, Iām not funny. Iām just really mean and everyone thinks Iām joking.
Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?
If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
My lifetime stats are pretty average until you move over to the Pizza Consumed column.
Those who tell you not to run with scissors are just trying to steal your scissors. Run.
The only beachfront property I`ll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
It`s kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things that you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.
Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.