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Million dollar idea: Duck Dynasty chia pets.
People will do odd things to get even.
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
Survival rule #1: You go first.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
It`s hard to diet when your favorite exercise is chewing...
You know the road is in bad shape when you drive to the grocery store and your fitbit registers 1,000 steps.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.
DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth`s equator, most of them would drown.
When I think of a SELFIE, I`m not sure it`s the same thing you`re thinking of...
Let`s share...you take the grenade and I`ll take the pin.
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
You`d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
Hey officer, why did you stop me? Just an hour ago, you said that you never wanted to see me again.