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A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
If there`s one thing that I`ve learned it`s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
Guests are coming over for Thanksgiving... Almost time to booby trap the medicine cabinet with marbles.
My mom always said that I`d never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
If you can’t face it, moon it.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I`m totally flexible.
“Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
I am a very very very bad influence ... In a good way.
According to WebMD I have déjà vu... but not only that, I also have déjà vu according to WebMD.
I don`t know what I`d do without coffee...Probably twenty five to life in the state penitentiary.
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
I`m a little ticked off, I checked a book about surgery out of the library and when I opened it up I found that someone had taken the appendix out
You know what I just realized that in school they teach you not to do what you don`t want to do yet they still give us homework and we get in trouble because we didn`t want to do it ( confused )