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In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
I`d swim across the ocean for you.. Lol, Just kidding. There`s f*cking sharks in there.
Saw a billboard ad for potato chips that proudly claimed "There`s a lot of pride in every bag!" Hmmm...is "pride" another word for "air"?
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I`m sobering up.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, “It’s okay, I think we lost him.”
Wish some of my co workers weren`t allowed in the break room... Because that`s who I usually need a break from.
Had a great time watching the family oriented PG rated Shrek with my grandson last night... until he asked why a Donkey would have sex with a Dragon.
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
I like it when everyone posts on Facebook what they are cooking for diner...it makes my decision on who to drop in on so much easier.
Nothing is truly lost until your mom can`t find it.
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.
There`s a thin line between "I should write a status about that" and "I should talk to my therapist about that"....