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Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
For Lent I`ve decided to give up my New Year`s Resolutions
If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
What do women say when they are actually fine?
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
Show some cleavage on bad hair days.