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Just so you know, the movie "Life of Pi" has nothing to do with dessert.
A person who is bad at math should never take a calculated risk.
Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn`t have.
I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I`m depressed.
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
My safe word is "Make sure we don`t go over the hour. That`s all the cash I got on me."
Any woman can make you a Millionaire.. You only have to be a Billionaire first.
Day 1-365: I am thankful for Veterans.
Stop saying I`m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is
you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict
I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
So you have 820 friends on Facebook and yet no one was around to take your picture when you decided to use the mirror for a good shot?
Illiterate? Well then sign up today for free online reading classes!
You know what’s funny? Lots of sh!t so lighten the f*ck up.