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I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Pretty nice opinion you got there. It`d be a shame if someone were to...not give a sh*t about it
We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called " fun size" should really re-evaluate their stanards of entertainment.
If you’re that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.
Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye
My whole life is based on a true story...
Marrying your high school sweetheart is like taking the banker`s first offer on Deal or No Deal.
I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel