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Today I think I`ll go to a public restroom and wait until someone leaves, then click your stopwatch and write something down in a notebook.
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don`t like being that guy holding two purses.
There`s both a McDonald`s and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life.
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
How come we can put a man on the moon but we can`t made a smoke alarm that can differentiate between a house fire and cooking sausages?
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
I can`t help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would for sure pick living.
"Huh?" (my thought for the day)
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me