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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
Panick, chaos, anarchy... my work here is done.
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
Life is funnier when you have a dirty mind. ;)
that awkward moment when a bug or fly lands on your computer screen in your first reaction is to scare it away with the cursor.
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you’ll still never get your own back.
been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want!
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I’d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
I knew we would be the best of friends when you said drinks are on you
Please help control the pet population, have that special talk with your pet!
Single, means never having to say you`re sorry.