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Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
Those friends who like and at the same time unlike my statuses please you`re increasing my blood pressure!
Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
Accidentally took a women`s multi vitamin & I`ve been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat.
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven`t left your couch since 2011.
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I`m part of the other 3%.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it`ll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I`ll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I`m selling potatoes
Studies show than men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. See, it`s a survival thing.
Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to `Toys For Tots` before you`re eligible for an Xbox?
I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel