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"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That`s about as organic you`re gonna get out of me.
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
I can read Spanish, Chinese, Russian and Italian. As long as it`s written in english.
Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.
Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
Condoms prevent minivans.
It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
People don`t call each other jive ass turkey enough nowadays.
If you slept with my husband I`d be like "OMG how much do I owe you?"
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.