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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
If I`m not back in ten minutes ... then just wait longer.
I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
With all the potato chip flavors available now, I see no point in buying actual food...
Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
Unless you are selling Thin Mints, don’t ever knock on my door.
I danced like no one was watching but someone was watching, thought I was having a seizure and called an ambulance