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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
Happy "Another excuse to drink" Day!
Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
We all have faults. It`s just that mine are better than yours.
Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
I forgot to post this earlier
If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......
Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
So... Where does one obtain minions?