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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick: My girlfriend.
A simple "good morning beautiful" text could make any girl smile for the whole day. ..but knocking on the bathroom window first to ask her number sort of ruins it for some reason.
Sometimes when someone appears to be hailing a cab, I go up and high five their hand because you can never be too sure.
I think I`m approaching my "best if used by" date
Christmas spirit? I`m proud to say I`ve got plenty of that. I`ve got rum, whiskey, gin, brandy, vodka and tequila.
I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.
If I could keep it short, my life would be so much simpler.
It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I`m in.
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....