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Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving.
I`m not lying, I`m just making the story better.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
there`s only 2 things in life you have control in changing that is your attitude and a kids diaper.. which at times both can be the equivalent of the other..
Funerals are so depressing, when I die I want to be fed to a shark or something cool.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.
What do women want? The opposite of whatever they have.
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. It`s true... The less I see of someone, the more I like them!
drinks well with others.