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I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed. Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
18 is TOO young to get married! You can`t even buy booze at 18! If you can`t buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?
The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
Despite being a pain in the a$$, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
Dear Life, Please, use a Lubricant.
Home: The place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
Bitch, I grew up on the streets!!...Yes, it was Sesame
It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone...Be that person.
I’m pretty sure I have atleast one anscestor who would be pretty pissed to find out that helicopters exist and I can’t fly one.