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When you called me a b*tch, did you mean it as an insult or a compliment?
Pizza is my favorite winter activity
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
How many HA’s equal a LOL? How about a LMAO? Is there a conversion chart somewhere?
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
After all these years I finally figured out that that last little piece of soap is more trouble than it`s worth.
Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.