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I spent an hour at Walmart last night.. I can now totally disprove evolution.. O_o
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it.
I’m bored enough to clean.
God made men. But sandwiches weren`t going to make themselves. So God made women.
People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.
Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
A date with Destiny.. Cause strippers need lovin` too.
My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him, next time, don`t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.
You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
I just ran a .003048K
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can`t make coffee.
Instead of LOL, try SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped)