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I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
Been waiting at the pub for my wife to pick me up for hours now. How long does it take to have a baby, for Christs sake.
You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
You can be like "This is a slippery slope" or you can be like "Weeeeeeee!"
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I`m right.
If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
Weird that we don`t see more pants on fire
Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters not in the word?
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
once you delete your birthday from Facebook, you realize no-one ever gave a sh!t about you all along!
Question everything...Or should you?
I don`t use cocaine, I just like the way it smells.