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I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Days are short in December but spending them with family really stretches them out.
Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of a late drinking session.
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
I can take care of my drunk friends, so the responsibility of having children doesn`t worry me.
Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone’s ok with that.
Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Guys, if she says she’s crazy, she’s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight ... Lie.
Sitting in traffic like the non-helicopter owning loser that I am.
My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart.