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Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn`t answer the phone.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, say it anyway, `cause it might be really really funny.
PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.
I’m late for a disappointment.
Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention.
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don`t get married. If you are over 35, don`t get married. If you are 35, don`t get married.
I`ve never watched a clown apply makeup but I imagine the process is similar to that of a Kardashian.
WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don’t really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)
I just got a piece of mail that says "open immediately" but I`m gonna wait a few minutes.
You lost your phone and it`s on silent? Too bad. If you liked it then you should`ve put a ring on it.
I’m bored. Anyone need anything avenged?