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When I was a kid they didn`t call it "Behavioral Disorders", They called it "Being a little brat".
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
This salad is delicious, probably because it`s a donut.
this one time I was in a bush, and this squirrel was like hey, and I was like hey you can`t talk to me your a squirrel and he was like yea I know lmao
People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better.
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don`t know where I am.
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn`t be allowed to leave Wal Mart.
Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk.