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Do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren`t talking?
Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
Perhaps Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
If you never set it, you always have the excuse, "I overslept because the alarm didn`t go off."
Where did Noah keep his bees? ... In the ark hives ... Yes, I`m showing myself out, thanks
Life is Hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
Timehop... reminding us that the stupid people we know today were just as stupid 5 years ago.
If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
I quit my job with the Dept of Corrections. That place was like a prison...
I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.