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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
Its a shame I don`t have 5 incomes to go with my 5 personalities.. Damn free loaders
I bought my mother in-law one of those atomic clocks. I can`t wait for the alarm to go off.
If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there`s a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream.
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
mom- "if you dont have anything nice to say, don`t say anything"
been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want!
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads.
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...
I’ve spent way too much of my life wondering why food doesn’t rhyme with good.
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren`t we helping to find them?
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.