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Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
I wonder if angry people know about naps?
It`s kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn`t
The recipe I am making says to chill for 30 minutes so I`m sitting back and having a margarita!
My girlfriend says I shouldn`t plan things so far in advance. Well, she`s not my girlfriend yet.
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
“Let’s hang out sometime.” - liars
Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
I`m a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
I never thought I`d be the kind of person who`d wake up early in the morning to exercise ... And I was right.
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.