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A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I don`t mind sharing the highway with other people. I just wish they`d use the part behind me.
You guys are even more beautiful now that I`m wearing my "wine glasses".
Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
You are wasting your time reading this status.
When sliding down the banister of life, always make sure that the end is knob free!
just realised SATURDAY has the word TURD in it
If you think someone is staring at you: 1. Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?"
I`ve had this ant farm for a year now and these lazy bastards still haven`t grown any crops.
Some people wonder why I never like or comment on their posts. It’s because I unfollowed you a long time ago.
You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
I don’t drink to forget about problems. I drink to create new problems that that make the old issues irrelevant.
I just want to alternate between napping and eating all day everyday while getting attention, so basically I just wish I were a dog.