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Million dollar idea: Duck Dynasty chia pets.
Today has me seriously evaluating my policy of not drinking on the job.
Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
Attention!! Today I am traveling back in time to right some wrongs in this world. You will know I succeeded if the Germans lost WW2 and that Thursday comes before Wednesday.
I don`t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you
The real reason I`m not a superhero.... Pockets, I need my pockets.
Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
There really should be awards for getting out of bed.
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
My brain contains a few things I should know and the rest is just song lyrics.
The only reason I keep my land line is for the eventuality that this is The Matrix.
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don’t really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)
Shouldn`t old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?