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I just called. To say. I texted you.
At long last, I`ve finished my research into the effect alcohol has on physical movement.....The results were, quite frankly, staggering.
I`m only a morning person on December 25th
Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
My brain is about as well organized as the Walmart $5 dvd bin.
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
Dinosaurs never had pizza and they all died.
After opening this month`s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
I regret buying that straight jacket now. I thought it would look good on me but I just couldn`t pull it off...
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I`m still looking.
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
Just saw a guy driving while eating ice cream. F*cking sundae drivers.
You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
The boss keeps talking about a company 401k … I don’t think I can run that far!